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Have you heard about the Second Coming yet?!? What rock have you been hiding behind? Was it the one Tom Cruise rolled away from his tomb before being declared Scientology's Christ?

I've been thinking a lot lately about how open to interpretation matters of faith can be. How could we ever be convinced that our belief system is the one-and-only, divinely-inspired true religion? Especially when most Christians can't even agree on who has it right?

The best I can tell, there's something out there for all of us. For your reading enjoyment...

The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Church of Buffett, Orthodox

The Church of the Blind Chihuahua

Church of Craft

The Church of Scientology

Landover Baptist

Westboro Baptist Church

XXX Church

The Church of the Sub-Genius

The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Hey... according to Matt and Trey, they're the ones who got it right!)

The Church of the Swimming Elephant

The Church of Stop Shopping

Church of Fools

The Church of Google

The Most Holy Blessed Sacrament of the Church of the Runaway Bunny