momma's got a brand new bag...

I think I am leaving the high-paying world of homeschool mommery for a new profession as an author.

My first book title came to me today. Coming soon to the NY Times Best Seller list near you: "Don't Wear Your Nose Ring to a Pulmonary Function Test" and Other Pearls of Wisdom for Aging GenXers.

There will probably be a chapter on how it's not cool to say "Grody to the max!" anymore and another on why low-rise jeans should be left to the GenNexters.

I'm clearly still working a few things out. Perfection takes time, people.